What happens when you pay two monkeys unequally?
this video is more worth it than you can imagine
Hahahah I love this sassy monkey
If I hire this photographer and Batman to perform the ceremony, marriage is starting to seem like a good idea.
The Best T-Rex Attacks Wedding Party Photo You’ll See Today
I insist that this happens on my future wedding day.
AS DO I.
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Flagpole Magazine, Reality Check, 15 May 2013:
I have a problem. My friend just spent a year after college here in Athens working and I’m afraid he’s going to move away, worse, I’m afraid he’s going to move to be with his girlfriend who moved out of town for grad school. His girlfriend is…
Oh my god you guys, you should totally be following this blog because it’s HILARIOUS
10th Kingdom opening sequence
I love this show… I just started rewatching it. It’s been a few years since the last time I saw it and I still love it, cheesiness and plot holes and all.
Also, Fudge from Harry Potter and Aemon Targaryen in the same room?! :O
This. This is DELIGHTFUL.
Omfg.
OH MY GOD
Well, that was unexpected.
I’M SCREAMING
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you know your self-esteem sucks when a really cute guy shows interest in you and you think it’s some sort of sick joke
It’s a little sad but every so often I’m still half-convinced that my boyfriend is actually playing a huge elaborate prank on me.
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I really, really want that first one.
Here’s an edit I did of First of May by Jonathan Coulton a few years ago. Mostly he just swears a lot more.
Explicit warning: There’s roughly 75 F-bombs in this, so you probably shouldn’t listen to it at work.
ALTERED VERSION OF PREVIOUS POST, ALSO VERY IMPORTANT
Ha, I just logged in and the first thing I saw on my dash was 20+ notes from this. Apparently it is May 1st. : )
Obligatory
WARNING: Contains an impossible amount of f***s
Oh my god, this made me laugh so hard
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
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Everyone occasionally worries that they’re getting a little predictable. Most of us deal with it by changing our hairstyle, having an ill-advised fling, or buying a new instrument we’ll never actually learn to play. Evolution makes weird lumpy fish that breathe air, puke mud and flop around like deranged garden hoses. Same difference.
This is the most ridiculous fukken thing I have ever seen and it is awesome.
L’Ecume des Jours — Bande annonce finale (by Europe1)
Aaaaaahhh this looks so gooooood
Ohh wow negative space.
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