This is a very important dog. This dog has a good heart.
THE FACE IN THE LAST PICTURE!!!
My heart is sobbing
I will never be over this
Meanwhile I think if I gave Baxter a jar of peanut butter he’d probably get is damn fool head stuck in it
Our Leader The Mockingjay - Mockingjay part 1 teaser trailer
Natalie Dormer is in this?! YAY!
(But boooo, that book does not need to be split into two films)
seen on my face book feed(Anti-vaccination, modern)
who has ever thought this ever
Don’t let your children drink water it might make them think drinking other clear liquids is okay do you want your child drinking bleach
don’t let your children walk, it might make them think its okay to walk away from home
Correct me if I’m wrong, but I’m pretty sure not even people who use heroin believe it is beneficial.
Don’t let your child breathe air. Studies have shown thatin the event of a fire, children who breathe in air are much more likely to breathe in smoke than children who’ve never breathed air.
Don’t have a child. 100% of children grow up and die. You’re literally condemning your own children to die.
85% of kids who got vaccinations inject other drugs cause all the kids who didn’t get vaccinations died ://///
So once when I was working at Toys R Us they let me do a demo for the day. It was Dora the Explorer color-your-own temporary tattoos, basically you had special markers and you colored Dora or Boots or whatever and then you could put it on as a temporary tattoo.
One little girl was super excited to try it and her parents were like No, temporary tattoos encourage kids to get real tattoos later. The little girl was sooo disappointed. I offered to let her color one and not put it on, but they still said no.
I think that is one of the dumbest things anybody has ever said to me.
I’ll probably just wear T-shirts forever.
JESUS. This bothers me. I was clothes shopping today and it was a fucking gong show. There was a dress I LOOOOOVED but the neckline was so low you could see half of my bra. God damn it.
Also maddening: plus size clothing with no room for boobs. FUCK YOU, OKAY, I HAVE A HUGE RACK, PLZ TO ACCOMMODATE
Many Ladies wear it this way
A) I want to be Natalie Dormer when I grow up
B) I want to be Sophie Turner when I grow up
C) I need these two to be in some sort of sci fi thing where they are badass alien … fighter… something… awesome ladies together
D) If I weren’t already bi I think Natalie Dormer would turn me.
what the fuck is this kid on
Okay so this tweet is fake UNFORTUNATELY but when I went looking for it I found this gem which is not fake
Oh Now You See It’s Hallows Eve With Goons And Thieves And Reddish Leaves Above You
Also, why would you make up a Jaden Smith tweet? His real ones are entertaining enough on their own.
It occurs to me that maybe it’s October 2012 and I just didn’t go far enough… I don’t want to go look so tough cookies.
This perfectly embodies why Scrubs was such fucking genius. (Until season 9 of which we do not speak.)
me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet
sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD
I… can’t stop laughing… send help.
The whole SciShow office is so freaking stoked about this it’s adorable. To be clear, I also have not been this excited about a movie (that wasn’t based on my brother’s book) since Deathly Hallows.
Honestly, I’m so sick and tired of movies about WWII - BUT, this I would watch. And not just cos of Benny. (But partly cos of Benny, duh.)
Virginity only matters if you’re lighting the black flame candle to summon witches.
Actually, When people talk about “blood of a virgin”, what’s actually meant is “virgin blood”, aka blood that’s never before been used in a ritual.
Therefore, virginity doesn’t matter for anything.
*noises of comprehension and frustration that I didn’t make that connection before*
… Awesome, TIL. But that doesn’t change that the black flame candle could only be lit by a virgin in Hocus Pocus. They specifically said “a virgin”. Not “virgin blood”. Just saying.