March 2011
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February 2011
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ANGRYBEIGE: TWILIGHT: IT IS STUPID →
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HERE IS TWILIGHT FROM WHAT I UNDERSTAND (RE-POSTING THIS SO FOLKS CAN REBLOG IF THEY WANT TO)
MARY SUEBELLA: GOD FML EVERYONE LOVES ME TOO MUCH WHY AM I SO BEAUTIFUL AND POPULAR IT IS ALL SO TRAGIC AND ANGSTFULEDWARD: OH HI I’M SO MYSTERIOUS UP IN UR HIGH SCHOOL
BELLA: OMG DO ME
SOME…
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“It is an ancient Mariner,
And he stoppeth one of three.
`By thy long grey beard and glittering eye,
Now wherefore stopp’st thou me?” —
And he stoppeth one of three.
`By thy long grey beard and glittering eye,
Now wherefore stopp’st thou me?” —
Samuel Coleridge (Rime of the Ancient Mariner)
Natattack was here last week and we were just sittin around talking about random things when she suddenly turned to me and said she didn’t understand accents in poetry (specifically in iambic pentameter… and I gotta say I agree with her iambic pentameter sounds rigoddamndiculous if you read it with the da DUM da DUM da DUM rhythm)
We ended up discussing Beaudelaire and Keats and Dickinson and Shakespeare and Burns and it came about that I had never read the Rime of the Ancient Mariner, so I decided to read it
Just tryin to inject some class up in this bitch
The Likability of Angry Birds - The Oatmeal →
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This comic expresses my exact feelings
I hate that I can’t put it more neatly on Tumblr but trust me it is worth the clickthrough if you have played this game at all
WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
I REMEMBER BEING IN THE HOSPITAL AS A KID, CRYING BECAUSE THE DOCTOR WANTED TO TAKE MY TEMPERATURE RECTALLY
SADISTIC BASTARD
ALSO WHY ARE WE YELLING
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My Epically Sad Dream
Okay. I need to get it out. Imma put in a break because a) this is gonna be crazy long and b) I get that reading other people’s dreams can be boring as hell. Consider this self-therapy or something and move on with your life who am I even talking to nobody reads this but me, WHATEVER MOVING ON