Barista: What can I get for you?
Me: UH UH LARGE ICED LATTE, UH, GRANDE, NO WAIT VENTI, VANILLA? Yeah.
Barista: Whipped cream?
Me: YES I LOVE WHIPPED CREAM HA HA
Me: Wait, no, no whipped cream.
Me: HERE TAKE MY DEBIT CARD
Barista: Well you can swipe it right there…
Me: OH. RIGHT.
Me: How do debit cards work. How do buttons.
Oh god I do the exact same thing with the hot barista at the Chapters Starbucks
He is so beautiful you guys and he insists on smiling at me and being nice and rolling his sleeves up to his elbows
I have a thing for forearms okay